Oi, Kamio. You busy? We could like do ... something.

Oy mamushi! 50 laps round this island! Whoever wins is the official seme between us, agreed? Unless you're too scared?

I'd invite you KAMIO. But you're TOO BUSY with your ONE NIGHT STANDS with Ibu.

Hey, Oshitari Kenya -- can I kiss you?

Six questions; you know how this goes.

OI KAMIO! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND BY AND LET SOME MUSTARD PERVERT WEAR AN-CHAN'S UNDERWEAR?

HE'S PROBABLY WEARING IT WHILE HE SCREWS THAT HYOUTEI MUSHROOM!

YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO COMMENT ON HER THREAD!

And I totally have a plan.

..... Inui-senpai, I ...... need some of your juice.